Plaxicarry

V. To carry a handgun unsecured and without a holster in one's waistband or pocket, a la Plaxico Burress.

Gangsta A - "Man, did you hear about Tyrell? He accidentally shot himself in the dick last night while he was dancing at the club!"

Gangsta B - "Shit, I told that dumbass not to Plaxicarry anymore! He got what he deserved!"

by They call me K-Dub July 6, 2014

pan panic

When a pansexual goes into panic mode.

Person 1: "Are you crushing on my girlfriend AND my brother AND my non-binary friend all at the same time?"
Person 2: *pan panic*

by Mr. LeggoMahEggo September 11, 2021

Peter Panic attack

(N.) The sense of overwhelming discomfort that arises when one realizes he/she is no longer young.

Emily: So, Tyler isn't at work today.

Scott: Yeah, he stayed home with some excuse. It was probably just one of his Peter Panic attacks.

by Helping Verb August 23, 2010

Widespread Panic

Southern-rock jam band. See em live for a good time.

Good Evenin' Ladies and Gents!!

by pinklady May 13, 2005

panic! at the disco

The best band ever. They sing emo/pop punk. If you say that they suck someone in your life probably likes them and you will be dead in .000002 seconds.

Abbi: (humming the lyrics to Time To Dance)
Caroline: OMG is that Panic! at the Disco?
Abbi:Who else would it be?

by Abbi D June 27, 2016

panicado

When you panic in a situation and throw an avocado to solve it

Her dick was bigger than mine so I threw a panicado

by Morz696969 June 2, 2017

paper jam panic

Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.

Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.

by jaxtrak September 27, 2011