University of Pittsburgh

A prestigious, top 20 public university in the city of Pittsburgh, PA. Is home to around 20,000 undergraduate students and is most notable for its excellent medical and pre-professional programs. Typically has an excellent basketball team and has recently had a top 20 football team.

University of Pittsburgh is officially the most selective public university in Pennsylvania. HAIL TO PITT!

by realcoolkid December 16, 2009

Pittsburgh Tuxedo

Any authentic or replica uniform shirt of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Me an' my ol' lady went dahntahn to see a show at da Benedum, an' I swear half the crahd was wearin' dere Pittsburgh Tuxedo.

by Johnny Naples February 1, 2009

Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner

The act of inserting one's penis into a receiving partner's mouth and cleansing their auditory pipes by releasing a smooth, hygienic stream of urine. In order to avoid the erection which would make urinating impossible, it is best for the pipe cleaner to think of Pittsburgh native and former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum at the start of and throughout the session, as Santorum is incapable of engendering any sexual energy whatsoever.

"My boyfriend had a sore throat so i gave him a Pittsburgh Pipe Cleaner."

by Nickdaisy June 6, 2010

pits and pearls

good and bad, the pitfall and the secret of success

Dr Ting gave pits and pearls of LASIK, the latest refractive surgery in the conference.

by Ying Ting Chen January 9, 2009

pittsburgh his penguin

When you suck someone’s dick and they really like it when someone chokes on their dick, because it makes them feel like they’ve got a big dick. So you like choke on the dick while sucking it, it’s like an ego booster.

“Sidney isn’t doing so good lately, I think I should pittsburgh his penguin.”

by shittyromcom May 31, 2018

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by POWtsin June 9, 2021

Pittsfield

The largest city in Berkshire County, Western Massachusetts. Despite the county’s reputation for seasonal beauty/high-end tourism, Pittsfield is a relative wasteland--the result of GE closing, the largest employer of locals for decades. GE operations left behind PCBs, contaminating land/bodies of water. This has had long-term effects not only to the economy, which has exponentially crumbled, but to the biology of the city’s residents as well. Mutations have increased in incidence, with the downtown populated by mutants, street ghouls, retards, sex offenders etc. There are many Rascal scooter riders who may be missing legs, and ride slowly in traffic--though many can walk. Some of the to-be-demolished buildings of GE still stand, and young people enjoy drinking and breaking into the various condemned/abandoned buildings around the city. The youth culture also has a musical scene of punk rock/hardcore shows, where kids mosh to bands they think are somehow legendary. There are many trashy bars to drink, find cocaine, be attacked by Hells Angels, or get stabbed/shot. In an effort to “revitalize” the streets, hipsters from Brooklyn and elsewhere have recently infiltrated the city under the guise of creating a renaissance--by promoting amateur art, elitist local businesses, and pretending that baseball was invented in Pittsfield. Meanwhile, the original population of mutants continues to live jobless and/or addicted to crack.

A woman who allegedly intended to artificially inseminate her wife with her brother's semen using a turkey baster has been charged with domestic assault and battery in Pittsfield.

by mighty mutanimal May 1, 2011