Tesco picnic

A late night trip to a supermarket, normally performed under the influence of alcohol. The supermarket of choice is usually Tesco due to its 24-hour opening times. A selection of goods is purchased and are consumed in the car park.

It's 1 am and we're bored... let's rock down to Chesterfield for a Tesco Picnic.

by Andrew Waite September 24, 2005

Picnic

Something you eat outdoors on the ground, as opposed to at a table

Sheldon: "Picnics are no picnic, either. Where should we go to lunch? Oh I know, the ground!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 7, 2018

PICNIC

Acronym for "Problem in chair. Not in computer.". Used by Sysadmins to covertly describe user error to each other. Some snickering usually involved.

Joe's computer crashes at random intervals all day. It's obviously PICNIC.

by Andrew July 2, 2004

picnic

a word that, if spoken increases the chance of rain by approximately 42%

"I say charles it is a splended day, do you feel like a picnic?" (skys darken)

by The Mustard Tiger August 2, 2007

pitni

Child, baby or some one younger than ya

Ya fink ur all dat, ur jus' a lil pitni

Ahh check da lil pitni

by L@dy Pre$h July 3, 2005

carpet picnic

To go down on a female when on the floor.

We had a good date. We had a picnic, a carpet pinic. Wink Wink

by kmac_1313 August 17, 2004

cereal picnic

(n) A descriptive noun used to describe an event as less than perfect. Derived from the Latin ceralus picnicus that tells of a misguided suitor that was so lame he brought only cereal to a picnic date.

Let's blow this party - with all the quarterback chads and lindsay hiltons it's turned out to be a cereal picnic.

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006