Pistachio

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Tyler Pistachio

diabetes

don't be a Tyler Pistachio

by ILIKITWENUCALMEBIGPAPA November 7, 2017

Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pistachio Ice cream

if you eat this you're insane.

go get clinical help, a therapist, psychiatrist, talk to a homeless man.

"Yah my favorite flavor is Pistachio Ice cream."

by anonymous May 24, 2021

Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!

Alyssa Pistachio is a pistachio nut

by Your dad123;-8 April 20, 2023

Taking the pistachio

Another way of saying "taking the piss" which means "are you serious?". This phrase came from the Irish television show, "Damo and Iver".

Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: Are you actually taking the pistachio?!

by Catherine Witch November 28, 2017

Pistachio

A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)

This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.

by Definitely a Certified Surgeon April 4, 2023