piddlepuss

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating

Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss

by Buguba October 16, 2023

Piddle

A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.

Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.

by Pooksie December 15, 2010

piddle-piss

The act of doing nothing, stalling, or just plain dicking around.

Used to describe what you are currently doing or what your friends are doing that is going to cause you to be late, or otherwise suffer some penalty, getting somewhere.

Can be used in past and present tense by adding -ed or -ing respectively. (i.e. piddle-pissing; piddle-pissed)

Usually used as a verb to let others know that you, or someone else around you, is piddle-pissing.

"Guys, seriously, stop piddle-pissing or we're going to be late."

The friends piddle-pissed at the mall until the movie was about to start.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I duno. All my friends are working, so I'll probably just go home and piddle-piss until they get off work."

by dablainester July 17, 2009

Piddle Fartin'

Goofing off or wasting time.

"Come on, quit piddle fartin' around."

by Jorrey March 1, 2014

piddler

(Winchester College Notion) - Tiny penis.

Will Owen has ridiculous piddler.

by Will Owen July 20, 2008

Pindleskin

The smallest most micro of all the micro D's. Lacks all D curvature, and in general gets no ladies. Full of herpes, and genital warts and has a yellowish hue.

*As Bryce drops his shorts to take a shower* Joe says: "Dude you have a pindleskin"

by The Best123 March 10, 2009

piddle the skittle

The act of a woman rubbing her clit.

There is nothing hotter than watching a woman piddle the skittle.

by supersab September 16, 2010