anti piracy whore 

People, who for some reason, hate piracy so much that they go on the internet and shove their beliefs down people's throats. These people are goody two shoes and their anal retentive hate for cracks, serials, roms, or any other form of copyright infringement tends to annoy people. Their most common technique is to go on a forum with a misleading topic title and then proceed to tell everyone that they are right and that piracy is bad. This attitude is also found in books that teach you how to hack the PSP or the Xbox 360.

Example 1: The Misleading Topic Title
*Topic title says FREE PHOTOSHOP SERIALZ*
Average Person: Hmm... free photoshop serials? I need some.
*When the person clicks on the topic, there is an anti piracy whore, trolling the boards*
Anti Piracy Whore: Don't you see? Piracy is bad...blah blah...you can go to jail...blah blah...up to 5,000 dollar fine...blah blah...

Example 2: A casual discussion gone to Hell
*at school or work*
Person 1: Hey, do you have any serial numbers for Nero 7?
Person 2: Yeah sure! I'll send you a keygen when I get home.
Anti Piracy Whore: STOP! Please don't be a pirate! You'll ruin it for all of us who don't steal software and it will take money from the hard-working creators of Nero and piracy is the reason why Nero is so expensive...
Persons 1: Dude, you should forget about this guy. He was probably paid by the MPAA to bitch like this.

anti piracy whore by Mr. Eliwood November 29, 2007

butthole piracy 

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.

I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!

butthole piracy by illattack2513 December 3, 2010

anal piracy (a.k.a. butt piracy) 

Verb for the noun 'butt pirate'

That butt pirate is so good at it, they have a Ph.D. in anal piracy (a.k.a. butt piracy).

anal piracy (a.k.a. butt piracy) by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

butt-piracy 

The act of attempting, or successfully voyaging into the depths of a rectal corridor from one male to another.

I would prefer a cruel act of butt-piracy to another night at my mother-in-law's house.

butt-piracy by Sloan Kettering February 11, 2009

eco-piracy 

Frequently unlawful actions by non-governmental organizations to "shock" a company or government into action on an issue which the NGO is concerned about, usually environmental issues such as whaling, deforestation, or climate change. Done for publicity or to raise public awareness.

"Did you hear about the latest eco-piracy stunt pulled by the Sea Shepherds? One of their guys illegally boarded a Japanese whaling ship and now he's in prison."

eco-piracy by Mayelbridwen April 3, 2010

Bed Piracy

Sleeping in the bed of someone else, due to a lack of comfort or sheer drunken madness.

Outrageous, you should try them for bed piracy

Bed Piracy by AndyTheRoo September 16, 2010

Butt Piracy 

Taking other peoples butts and selling them for a profit.

Captain Crook was convicted of butt piracy, after raiding several frigates and selling the booty for profit.Argh!!Thar be the booty!

Butt Piracy by A.W.U. October 12, 2007