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bag piped 

To lean over, compressing your abdomen, stimulating the realease of gas (either burp or fart).

Can possibly be done to someone else.
I dropped my pen under the desk at work and totally bag piped out a fart in front of all my coworkers.
bag piped by Stpaul83 February 27, 2018

Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.

Freedom Piped 

someone getting piped with the power and force of america behind them
Layla was being freedom piped by Ryan.
Freedom Piped by Master cook March 31, 2024

Bang the Pipes 

Give me a call (derived from signaling your buddy that lives in the upstairs apartment by banging on the adjoining radiator pipe)
Usage:
"I gotta squat for a jiffy wiz in The Gran Manzana and I've been head sparkin’ ‘bout pounding that Coney fillet in a twee fire-in-the-hole.
The dewclaws are up. Ya wanna draft my flivver?
Bang the pipes by 5:00 or hold peace.”

Translation:
"I’ve got a layover in New York City and was thinking about getting a hotdog in a quaint restaurant.
I’m enthusiastic. Do you want to come along?
Call me by 5:00 or it will be too late."
Bang the Pipes by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

Double pipe classic 

Is the rare occurrence when you are blessed enough to both burp and fart at the same time

Credit: Tom Segura

Beeman
Shit! Washing down that double beef and bean burrito with Coca Cola gave me the Double Pipe Classic! Most men are only lucky enough to have that but a few times in their life.
To be hit by a pine tree, such as when driving at high speeds through a forest.
Dude, I was riding my bike in the mountains in GTA V and I got pined so hard.
pined by Ltmonkeyman February 11, 2015