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Psychic stalking

When someone uses their psychic ablilties to find out where you will go next so they can get there first so it doesnt look like they're stalking you when they acually are.
I was Psychic stalking so i didnt look like a stalker
by GreymatterWarrior511 September 6, 2010
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psychic shit

The act of chronically defecating shortly before significant or even traumatic moments in one's life almost precognitive in nature. A foreboding bowel movement before shit goes straight to hell. Pun intended.
Ryan: "Yo you hear about that bomb threat at school this morning?"

Dave: "What? Dude I had the meanest feeling in my guts this morning before I left for the bus."

Ryan: " I think you have psychic shit, man."
by Trigga45 September 24, 2013
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BINTA-psyched

Binta-psyched is like if the word stoked and ALL CAPS had a squeaky glitter baby that's perpetually grateful to be alive!

Binta-psyched is the highest level of recorded excitement known to modern science.

Many people can feel Binta-psyched but only one person can BE Binta-psyched.
"At first I was just psyched, but then I realized that even though life is ephemeral, life is BEAUTIFUL and then I got Binta-psyched!"
by Jye$$ April 1, 2019
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YA MOTHA'S PAYCHECK

the act of stealing your mother's paycheck and/or income tax return ; usually because i'm giving her the meat stick.
JAMES: Hey Dave, wanna come to the bar this weekend?
DAVE: Ooo i would like to.......right after i spend ya motha's paycheck!
by trendygangfre$h February 15, 2019
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Psychic Sausage

The Psychic penis that is sent from your mind when you mentally penetrate your victim/partner.
Person 1: Did you just slip me a Psychic Sausage?
Person 2: Just enjoy the ride dear
by thejagerage January 10, 2011
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Psychic Vampire

AKA Energy Vampire.

1. A emotionally weak person who drains vital engery from other people. Basically what you call someone who drags you down and wastes you're time when you're around them.

2. A creature, in either humaniod or phantom-like form, that feeds on psychic energy, otherwise known as your life force.
1. You must be a psychic vampire, everytime I am around you I feel worn down and exhausted.

2. The Atavus are a race of psychic vampires on Earth Final Conflict as are the Wraith on Stargate Atlantis.
by OneBadAsp October 30, 2006
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Psyche

To fake someone out. To lead someone on and then to immediately decline an ending.
You: Yo i was with this hot piece of ass last night.
Me: Really? Who was it?
You: Psyche! Like i could get with a hot piece of ass?!
by Urban Dictionary October 11, 2004
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