Pooster

a cross between a pig and a rooster that likes sugar cookies

person 1: "look at that bitch ass pooster eating sugar cookies"
person 2: "damn what a dumb ass"

by I'mnothornyIjustwantattention March 31, 2020

Serial Poster

The serial poster is someone on facebook that joins groups to post excessively ( at least a dozen posts back to back ) to drown out any other posts from other group members for maximum attention yet never comments on anyone else's posts & never clicks the "like" button the person is only there for the high they get from others liking what they posted & ignoring all other group members.

"Mr. Smith" always posts twenty or more posts back to back but never clicks "like" or gives comments nor compliments about anyone else's music posts. He is a serial poster & is only seeking attention.

by Mark2020 August 18, 2016

Posterior Motive

When a girl is only thinking about having anal sex.

Yo I was ready to bust a nut in this girl's vag but next thing I know I'm all up in her ass! I got caught up in her posterior motives...

by Teh butt s3x0rs May 3, 2010

hanging posters

Usually used (by males) as a slang term to let one know that you're planning on masturbating. This comes from the knowledge that semen is of a sticky, glue-like consitancy, and would be perfect for, well; hanging posters.

Sal: "Hey, Jerry, you wanna hang out? Maybe get some lunch?"
Jerry: "Sure, but I just got a look down your mom's blouse and I really feel like hanging posters. I'll call you when I'm finished".
Sal: "Yeah, I know the feeling. I think I'll go hang some posters as well".

by Babies September 13, 2008

Poster Nutbag

Fictious character created by Trey Anastasio in the Jam Band Phish.

Poster Nutbag, the evil cat, stared down Harpua. . .AND THE COMET SLAMS INTO JUPITER. . .(crowd goes wild)

by Barbara Donelan May 14, 2004

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

by ueiee December 15, 2008

Phoser

A phone poser. Someone who pretends they are using their phone to avoid a situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you talk to her?
Guy 1: No, I pretended like I was talking on my phone.
Guy 2: You're such a phoser.

by ManKitten November 6, 2010