photallietastic

Most amazing image you have EVER seen.

HOLLY CRAP!!! That picture of the Grand Canyon is photallietastic!!!

by FUSHIGI!!! April 8, 2011

Photastrophy

noun; When a person in front of you, during the taking of a photo, places their head/body/drink/etc... in the exact position of your face - thus rendering only a fraction of your face visible in the picture.

Person 1: That was a really nice picture of the group last night. Why were you not in the picture? I thought you were there...

Person 2: I actually was there! John caused a "photastrophy" by standing directly in front of me and cutting me out of the picture.

Person 1: Yeah, John's a scumbag.

by packersaregoinfortwo June 1, 2011

phontaloom

The act of farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E. Was phontalooming in the bathtub last night .

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016

Phontalooming

Farting in the bathtub and trying to bite the bubbles

Jason E was phontalooming last night

by Jcooterelkins December 16, 2016

Phoma

Phone coma. One who falls into a vegetative state from being on their phone for a ridiculous amount of time.

As I came out of my phoma, I then realized five hours had passed.

by easilyneglected June 28, 2019

PhoMaker

The worst shittiest person at Valorant you can imagine, PhoMaker does not drop more than 10 kills and has 0 game sense. PhoMakers are people that family disowned them and told them that you were adopted and that they have autism and they couldn't realize this on your own because you infact are a shitter.

Jaydoom23 or Jaydoom or Jarel has been a PhoMaker this entire game!

by Jigglemypuffss April 14, 2020

phamtard

A person with the last name of Pham that is or acts retarded.

He is such a phamtard. I knew he was phamtarded.

by John Husack October 31, 2022