Phlawlz

A combination of phail and lawl.

Jeff: "Did you see that guy get shot and robbed?"
David: PHLAWLZ!!

by Pool_Is_Closed March 31, 2008

Phloppy Whoppy

the mystical panda that runs the base

dang Phloppy Whoppy is over here looking sexy

by robeface October 4, 2019

Phlanx

1. A unit of measure, indicating the holding capacity of one's anus.

2. An Arse load.

We're also knocking a phlanx of garlic bread for later in the evening...

My gaped anus can only take a phlanx of semen

by The M-arse-ked Avenger February 25, 2011

fap and plap

Masturbation "fapping" immediately followed by sex "plapping". Also known as F&P.

Dave was up all night after fapping and plapping. He's real good at the ol'fap and plap routine.

by /b/leach_my_eyes May 21, 2021

phlank

When a couple breaks up and one of the ex's gets action, the one that doesn't get action is known as the phlank.

"Ah, my ex just hooked up with Jenna, I am such a phlank!!

by April6667 May 6, 2008

phlat

1. something that is fun to you and very exicting to the people around but you just aren`t having the best time

2. some thingthat is not fun and is boring when it is suppost to be cool and fun

examples

a. Sam this dance is so phlat i could have a better time watching my dog run around in circles.

b. This concert is so phlat.

by Lil C with an ' June 29, 2009

phrape

A combination of the words phone and frape.

To have ones facebook raped as a result of leaving a smart phone unattended. Frequently involves "coming out of the closet" and the sending sexually explicit messages.

Quick he's gone... damn his pc is logged out of facebook! But wait! He's left his phone... lets phrape him!

by Mafro whore April 4, 2011