phan smut

sexual fanfiction phan shippers in the phandom (danisnotonfire, amazingphil) write for fun....( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

'What did you do today?"

"I wrote phan smut on wattpad."

by Crafty Phan May 23, 2016

peanut arms

The go-to excuse for being unable to do something. Sounds suspiciously like a mild medical condition. Originally a quote from the first episode of Clone High, "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand," spoken by George Washington Carver's anthropomorphic peanut.

Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

I'd do the dishes, but... peanut arms.
I'd give you some of my fries, but y'know... peanut arms.

by Vengeus October 16, 2010

Peanough

When you simply can't handle any more peanut butter

"Ugh, I just ate a whole jar of peanut butter. I think I've had peanough!"

"I love peanut butter, but sometimes I just have peanough"

Jill walked in to find jack, cradling a jar of peanut butter in his arms, mumbling unintelligibly

Jill: jesus, you look sick! haven't you had peanough?

Jack: Yeah, i've had peanough...

by spicyapplepie September 21, 2014

Peanut Butter Teeth

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.

Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.

by Mr. NewVegas January 20, 2017

Peanut butter on the doorbell trick

Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.

"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"

by Klownrad December 4, 2020

The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass

Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot

by The globgogabgolab himself April 20, 2019

peanybate

To take part in a circle-jerk.

"I came here to peanybate, like everyone else. Now pass the grease."

by stink-foot December 10, 2008