planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.

Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!

by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011

planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.

John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.

by kolkolkol January 6, 2012

Phasting

The process whereby one abstains from listening to the sweet sounds of Phish for at least 72 hours preceding a Phish show. If one does this, enlightenment can be reached during or after the show.

Glen: "Dude, why are you playing the String Cheese Incident? I need some Phish."

Al: "I'm going to Phish on Friday, brethren. No Phish until Phish. We're phasting."

by Chalkdust Torture August 17, 2013

planting da bull

Lying or stretching the truth. Sowing seeds of deception. Speaking about things to be seen not heard.

So my ex called me last night the whole conversation was him planting da bull...

by AskGeeser August 20, 2016

Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016

planting chics

Code for getting a pizza.

Hungry?
Yeah.
Planting chics?
Sure, sausage, mushroom and onion.

or

Netflix and planting chics?
Pizza and a movie sounds good.

by diK enieffaC ehT December 19, 2016

Planting

The unwillingness of sections of hair to remain in a bun hairstyle. Results in strands of hair sticking straight up in relation to the head resembling blades of grass.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you see her hair?"
Girl 2: "Oh my god yes, she was totally planting."

by Officer K October 29, 2017