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Phellow Phandom Phriend

A name for a person in the Phamily/Phandom
made up by a handsome, non-famous Phandom member (aka. Me)
used when greeting a fellow member of the Phamily
Phandom Member 1: "Wow this video is so funny xDD"
Me (aka. Phandom Member 2): "Hey Phellow Phandom Phriend!"
by PhilsGrassFlops June 26, 2016
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Phallometrically challenged

Girl: Why did you break up with that guy?
Girl 2: He was phallometrically challenged 😭
by Bina Bina February 13, 2021
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phallopharynx

section of the human throat pharynx that is involved in fellatio through contact with the penis or the force of ejaculate, normally inclusive of sections of the oropharynx, but can include the hypopharynx during a well-endowed deepthroat or the nasopharynx on a bad day.
It wasn't until after my divorce that I realized I had a phallopharynx.
by NursePanda February 13, 2021
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PHALLOCY

Just plain WRONG about someone's SEXUAL PREFERENCE.

JAC-O-LANTERN reform.

GENITALIA GUESS

AN UNSTOPPABLE CYCLE in CROSS GENDER rape.
It is a matter of coarse to say ANAL ALAN is a FAGGOT but it is quite a PHALLOCY to assume this FAGG0T prefers any PENIS even if them as a person is quite a LOW LIFE and further a SIZABLE PHALLOCY at that.

Inside the justice SYSTEM for any SEXUAL VIOLATION cones extraordinary SEX TEASING where genuine reality is HARSH in the PHALLOCY of the most inexecrable SEXUAL ACT and large SEX ORGAN coming in the future is the largest TANTALIZATION of that PEDOPHILE to CASTRATION.

The biggest PHALLOCY can be had when the size and look if their SEXUAL PHALLUS or FORCED GENDER GENITALIA change assumption.

Just is the worse PHALLOCY to think ANAL ALAN the JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE that that HELL IS NOT going to come.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 10, 2022
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Phallogocentric

Wrong. And the difference between me an a postmodernist.
Iam "I noticed that we're vaguely postmodernist from time to time."

Hym "But we don't view the world as Phallogocentric."

Iam "Oh. Yeah, good point. What would you consider it then?"

Hym "If you have read our work and got anything other than Magnaphalethocentric then you aren't even listening."

Iam "Magnaphalethocentric?"

Hym "Yes. It privileges fat cocks and the ability to appeal to your own credibility. For example, what happens when you're a woman violate the rules of the establishment in which you work and walk in a disabled fat cock while he's masturbating? The disabled fat cock gains unlimited sexual success (indefinitely) and is defended by all of the other women around him in spite of the logos that was agreed to at the point of their hiring. What happens when you critique the validity of a certain 'profession?' They cite their credentials. Their ethos. 'I'm a so-and-so from so-and-so university.' Why? Because when their logos fails to persuade they have no choice but to move up a notch to ethos. Ethos is the top of the conceptual hierarchy. Not logos."

Iam "Huh... Well, alright then."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2022
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Phallogram

A simple pictorial device representing a penis.

Often consisting of two circles and a long oval to form the popular “cock and ballsconfiguration.
“Our test dividers were covered in phallograms”

“Those truly skilled may create phallograms in a single pencil stroke, thereby covering every fucking surface within a mile radius without being caught.”

“The phallograms on the stall kept me company whilst I shatted my brains out”
by Mount Yermom April 26, 2023
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phallodysmorphophobia

the fear of having a penis (as a woman)
After years of unexplained anxiety, she was diagnosed with a rare form of body dysphoria—phallodysmorphophobia—an irrational but debilitating fear of developing male genitalia despite being biologically female.
by Spencetronigga June 12, 2025
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