phale

Recently unearthed by one, JMP, phale is now commonly used and recognized as a word that signifies mental incapabilities and a rare disease: the Jumping Frenchman of Maine Disorder, a disease commonly carried in French Canadian lumberjacks. An emergency health notice from AMTA (American Medical Treatment Association) has urged anyone coming into contact with another who frequently uses this word to call their hotline : [phone]-AMTA.

Due to lack of Jumping Frenchman of Maine Disorder and a fear of spreading, an example of PHALE in a sentence will be posted at a later time when a quarantine can be put into effect.

by Doctor Stratford January 30, 2008

Palien

One who is pale to the extent of resembling an extraterrestrial.

Look at the way the light reflects off of Jason! Man, he sure is a palien.

by Joshua Trbovich February 4, 2007

phalice

an annoying hyperactive person with a name similar to phalice..for example alice. phalice can also be used when a peticular person becomes drunk or stoned and therefore acting stupidly.

'phalice-kill the noise'
'oh phalice shut up!'

by alice thorne June 26, 2007

Phailed

PH= pwned hard failed. or just PH failed. btw this word is totally owned and copyrighted by Adam Cold! Phailed(tm) Adam Cold

""Matt totally Phailed on that recipe""

by Vai January 19, 2008

phale

Something that is beyond absolute bullshit and pisses you off. It is actually a homophone or same sounding word to FAIL. It comes from the combination of fail + hale. Hale is actually hell. As corporations become more paranoid about their employees, they utilize keyloggers and chat monitors. Certain words like fail, hell, f*ck, phuck, etc are marked as key words and trigger more logging on an employee's computer. Phale is a word to express bitterness or call something out when you encounter the common WTF scenario.

This place is phale. The phale is strong. What the phale?

by bitterjobhater May 17, 2010

phalker

a phone stalker, someone who continues to call despite the fact you are obviously ignoring them

Jill: I saw your mom on the caller ID again.
Sarah: Yeah I know, she's become a real phalker.

by kmc08 January 8, 2009

phallete

No particular association with male genitalia. nickname of my friend kelly that none of us remember how she got that nickname but we think it started last halloween when i went into a costume store and i saw a costume that was.....yadayadayadayada....

*sniff* i miss my favorite little phallete

by jELiMi May 20, 2004