Phail

Phailm is commonly mispelled amongst the general population, and it should be noted it has a silent m at the end. It is part of the leet language, or 1337 language, it originated from the deepest darkest depths of the internet. Because it's part of the 1337 vocabulary, it is a pointless mispelling and has stupid characters inserted, like the term pwned. Phailm is used to describe the idiocy of someone or the failure of a certain task.

Person 1: I just bought a new Dell computer!
Person 2: Phailm!

by J0rd4n March 26, 2008

Phailtastimongical

A fail so horrible it's almost the worst fail in existence.

Person 1: *tries to embed a youtube video onto FaceBook status*

Person 2: Well. That was phailtastimongical.

by 3jakUL8or G8or April 22, 2009

Uber Phail

Failing to the highest degree, even worse than Ultra Phailing. Phailing is worse than Failing.

Francesca Uber Phailed for still liking Skinkis.

by lolzbamf November 30, 2009

Phail

The act of failing;not succeeding.
Also an alternative for fail.

Kevin Ton gets a Phail in Life!

by Local626 October 8, 2007

phail

Overused term for "Failing"

"OMGzzzz! j00 phail at life!"

"s0rry, j00 ph413d!"

"PHAIL"

"PHAIL'D"

by TaKa MiChiNoKu January 14, 2005

phail

A pathetic way of saying failure.

He phails at life, because he did not pass the math test.

by Anonymouss of Phail November 15, 2005

Phail

How douche bags spell 'fail'.

Douche bag: Lawl! Epic Phail!

by Victim of the rebar October 4, 2008