shot putter

code word for an ugly person: the further the shotputt the uglier the girl

ew look at the shotputter. Yeah shes got like 100 yards

by meredith May 13, 2005

putter

weapon of choice by Hinckle

Mr. Hinckle will kill you with his putter in tornado mode.

by mike March 27, 2003

putterlik

A putterlik is one who licks putters. Licking putters is crucial to the survival of this beautiful creature. Once one starts licking, there is no stopping a putterlik, unless you cut off it's head. Do not approach a putterlik from behind, unless gone unnoticed, for putterliks are vicious creatures with cat-like reflexes, and will rip your head off in one swipe. Putterliks are known to be highly venemous creatures, and there is no known anti- venom available. So don't fuck with a putterlik, or you will die.

"Did you see that putterlik licking joel's putter last night? I wouldn't want to fuck with that putterlik!"

by holly hellcat October 25, 2011

Putter Monkies

A well behaved and cute animal, often associated with cats.

Putter (Put-ter) Monkies

He is my putter monkies.

I do not know what I would do without my putter monkies.

Look at these putter monkies.

(Singular and Plural usage the same)

ant: unloveable, ugly, crude

misspelling: puter monkies, putter monkey

mispronunciation: not said like the golf club

by putter_monkies May 9, 2013

Putterfuck

An outrageously slow or oblivious person on the highway; typically referring to another driver who does not agree with the speaker's style of driving

1. Grandson: Grandpa, why's that man over there driving so slow?

Grandpa: Well Jimmy, that's what we call a putterfuck.

2. God damn putterfuck! Get out of the fast lane!

by Sxeted September 7, 2013

Putter Whip

A piece of shit car that literally putts as it drives by.

sometimes you might see a beautiful car parked somewhere n think, wow that's a nice car. Then u hear it take off and all you hear is "putt, putt, putt, POW!"

I need to get a bull shit car for the winter. I might just get a putter whip

by yourboyjudge eloy March 22, 2015

beanut putter

beanut putter is best guy

beanut putter too cool 4 school

by mynameisted June 21, 2021