Petri

Someone who is so bad at something that you just can’t help but laugh

Messi is so bad at football, what an absolute Petri

by Queso_Uwe January 24, 2023

Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.

Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.

by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024

Petrie

a built different human being

My name is Petrie

by Harvardistyping January 19, 2022

std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.

That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.

by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018

Petri dish

Where Metacells are evolving

Typical Petri dish

by MADRiddle July 12, 2022

petris

It’s people who play tetris with their penis

we don't hang out with andy, he's one of those petris types

by notable phantasm July 20, 2021

preston petrie

He is just an opp

That guy is an opp. His name must be Preston Petrie

by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022