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Petri

Someone who is so bad at something that you just can’t help but laugh
Messi is so bad at football, what an absolute Petri
by Queso_Uwe January 24, 2023
mugGet the Petrimug.

Petri Dish

When a guy is having symptoms of a potential STI and ejaculates in his least desirable woman in rotation. He waits until she gets a diagnosis before he gets himself treated.
Deshawn PETRI DISHED his girl Kameka and found out he had given her Chlamydia after she got herself tested.
by BlackIlluminati February 27, 2024
mugGet the Petri Dishmug.

Petrie

My name is Petrie
by Harvardistyping January 19, 2022
mugGet the Petriemug.

std-petri

Typically, a guy/girl who’s STD count has surpassed 8. Typically tweekers or Brooklyn Prostitutes, they are becoming evermore popular due to no shot of penicillin being strong enough to purify the genital-ripping cocktail stored within them.
That std-petri got me fucked all the way up. I have 3 different versions of Chlamydia and enough crabs to populate the pacific.
by tastygreens2 September 6, 2018
mugGet the std-petrimug.

Petri dish

Where Metacells are evolving
by MADRiddle July 12, 2022
mugGet the Petri dishmug.

petris

It’s people who play tetris with their penis
we don't hang out with andy, he's one of those petris types
by notable phantasm July 20, 2021
mugGet the petrismug.

preston petrie

He is just an opp
That guy is an opp. His name must be Preston Petrie
by Fax Machine50 April 18, 2022
mugGet the preston petriemug.

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