penelope cruz

A Spanish woman with the face of a moth and the voice of a chipmonk.

Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.

Billy: Hey Wendy do you wanna go see that Penelope Cruz movie tonight?
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.

by tantypig June 12, 2004

penelope cruz

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word

2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband

3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast

4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

penelope taint

a really annoying person fron the amanda show who says please after everything she says

"Oh my gosh please where did you find that please?!?"

by arat January 2, 2005

petecosmos

slang for an exquisite penis in reference to the penis of the late pete cosmos himself

ohhh let me get some of that petecosmos

by thistle June 20, 2006

peelow

a fun way to say pillow

"Hey can you pass me that peelow?"
"The what?"
"The pillow of course!"

by Peprikalover31 September 17, 2017

Penelope

A cute ass girl

Damn did you see Penelope she’s so bad

by Hottest ninja October 31, 2019

petaloso

stupidly pretentious, like a flower that is full of petals but hollow and empty inside

Your attempts to attract everyone's attention by banal remarks show how petaloso you are.

by Tyler Ed. August 29, 2016