Pub Pest

The most annoying person in a pub or bar.

Here comes the pub pest. I'm outta here!

by wardswords November 28, 2016

Pessidog

A 5'6 Ghost who originated in Rosario, Argentina and he loves to pray on 14-year-old girls
How to summon Pessidog
1. Penalty for Argentina - Very popular method especially during the WC in Qatar
2. Eibar - He has terrorized this small innocent city since 2007
3. Curaçao - Only recently spotted there around the end of March 2023
4. Clement Foot - Residents reported scary sightings of pessidog performing a tricycle kick

How to scare it away
1. Shout "UCL finals"
2. Take away its growth hormones
3. Tell it to stop dating 14-year-old girls

Other names:
1. Pessi
2. Fraudionel
3. Rapessi
4. Pedophionel
5. Growth Hormonessi
6. Referessi

My 14-year-old sister was kidnapped and assaulted by pessidog

by honest pessidog fan April 3, 2023

pestering

continually talking to you when u dont want them to

jc's a pestering cunt

by rusty jones January 16, 2004

Pessi is finished

The sentence Pessi is finished is usually used by trolls on FT. When @Goal post a highlight or a goal of a player that is NOT Lionel Messi, these people are always there to comment something about Pessi being finished.

Pessi is finished
-honest pessi fan

by Honest FT Fan February 10, 2021

optimistic pessimism

telling yourself that the outcome of a situation will undoubtedly be pleasant; when knowing that the truth is that it will not, so that your artificial smile and laughter will not and cannot be undistinguished between true and false. ultimately living a "happy" and "carefree" lifestyle that many people envy, not knowing that you are as miserable as they are. you just dont show it in public as they do. your glass has water in it. whether it is half full or half empty doesnt matter, but there's water in it and it's constantly getting filled and consumed

Optimistic pessimism isn't bad.

by Jeremy Beck February 12, 2008

Pestering

To bother persistently with petty annoyances

Stop pestering me

by Stellition June 7, 2014

pesterance

Bugging the complete shit out of someone until you get what you want. See persistence.

I will maintain my pesterance until you return my calls and give me my discount.

by Danak1975 October 11, 2013