Merch Perch

A term to describe an erection caused by amazing product merchandising.

Did you see that product display?!

Got a full Merch Perch right now

by super_rad February 23, 2023

perch lips

The kind of lips you can rest your penis on.

Damn, girl!!! You got some perch lips!!!!

by HB711 November 24, 2017

perched eagle

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

perch and rotate

Go fuck yourself

Go perch and rotate masturbate by mounting that fence post dildo any inanimate object

by Ilalo October 28, 2017

keg perch

The act of squatting on top of a keg with tap in mouth while flapping your arms, aka wings, and drinking heavily.

On lookers must partake in "caw-ing" while you ingest copius amounts of the adult beverage.

Man: "Did you see Jared Keg Perch it?"
Woman: "Did you see Jared Spiderman me?"
Man: "Touche"

by PTHmatt November 22, 2007

perch-jerking

Fishing, usually for bream.

We stood on the pier and did some perch-jerking.

by kduda April 10, 2008

Perch Jerker

A faggot. A perch jerker is a man that loves to jerk off other men, and then let them splooge all over his face.

Hey Perch Jerker, why don't you come over here and jerk on my perch.

by Bork Gordon February 10, 2007