penisoidal formation

When you're so much of a dickhead you're actually beggining to look like one.

Him: Dude, I totally did your sister.
You: You're dead you penisoidal formation.

by Forseti April 30, 2006

pensioner

pensioner
An old guy who receives money for just being around a long time.

The pensioner is a useless old man.

by Apple Cider May 13, 2005

penisfondler

the act of handleing stroking caressing cradleing your boner, stiffy, meat rocket, pole, meat stick,twig and berries, all beef thermometer, cock, penis, dick, man apendige, your alabama black snake, anal impaler, baby maker, bald headed yogrt slinger, big italian salami,
choad, weiner, winky, skin flute, stemin semen roadway, third leg, trouser snake, wang, wanker and purple headed love soldier, and or your russel the love muscle.

dude that gutter baby slut just fondled my penis and it was sweeett!..
did that gutter baby slut really fondle yo penis?...
yeah man that gtter abby slut is such a penisfondler..
yeah that gtter baby slut definitely is a huge penisfondler

by milkinshakes24/7 February 25, 2011

penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.

Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)

by Pools Rule October 19, 2015

penis on crack

when the dick is so crazy good.

Justin's penis on crack scared Selena away.

by -Q January 3, 2016

Pension Witch

An evil creature typically found in healthcare; who’s life purpose is to hypnotize and lure young Firefighters into marriage only with intent to file for divorce and steal half their hard earned retirement pension.

Rookie: That hot ER nurse gave me her number. Should I ask her out?

Captain: Keep it in your pants probie, she’s only after your pension.

Rookie: how do you know? She said she’s into me.

Captain: She can’t help it. She’s a Pension Witch. She’ll sell your motorcycle and use the cash to buy into a Pyramid scheme.

by Spicy chicken fajitas May 11, 2021

penisinator

device that makes anyones penile girth and length exceptional

Jimmothy: eyo you got that penisinator?

Evanoski: Naw bruh its sold out everywhere
Jimothy: Zamn...

by Jimmothy November 28, 2021