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The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.
Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.
by Master Seacock April 8, 2019
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Mr pendulum

An overrated Portuguese footballer that loves penalty with his heart, body and soul. When he doesn't score, he dives like a dolphin. When he is not given penalty, he cries like a baby.
Mr pendulum just discovered an unknown country.
by DOO GEE February 27, 2021
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your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023
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Pendulum

When three men have sex, each inserted into the one in front. When the one behind bangs the middle, and the middle bangs the front, their balls slap and create a pendulum effect.
I came up with a new position. I call it the pendulum!
by ##745## April 10, 2015
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Pendulum Balls

The term for a saggy pair of balls that belong to a gentlemen of the older age set. Normally accompanying a broom dick.
Old guy "Man my balls are starting to really sag"

Young guy" HAHA! You have pendulum balls!"
by BROOM DICK TITS! December 8, 2010
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Meat pendulum

A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used
As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.
by Tissue tommy September 10, 2011
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The Pendulum

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.
"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"
by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015
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