The First Pancake

The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.

- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.

"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"

"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."

"I am a first pancake."

by baking420 January 29, 2012

Pancake Method

The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.

On my trip to South Padre island for spring break I used the pancake method religiously.

by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011

chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.

Ling Ling gave Sharkiesha a Chinese Pancake.

by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015

pancake slut

A prostitute that accepts pancakes as a form of payment; or a person who uses rolled pancakes as a dildo.

"Dude i didn't have any cash to pay that prostitute but luckily she was a pancake slut."

by Sabrina Bigverdee June 1, 2014

Sitting on pancakes

a term meaning up to no good or shady business, such as what you would think if you saw someone actually sitting on pancakes

Salmen skipped classed without explanation, he is sitting on pancakes

by Mr.Moneybags April 3, 2011

de la Pena

Means "of the rock" in english. Common surname of Spanish/Mexican/Filipino races. This is one of the most awesome last names someone could have. People with these surnames have determination and obligation to have respect for themselves and other people.

Him: That pretty lady have a nice aspect in life. She's someone to be respected.
Him2: Of course, she's from the clan of de la Pena's.

by mishikawanies November 7, 2011

PEBCAK

RTFMs big brother, it stands for Problem Exisists Between Chair and Keyboard. A popular term among office network engineers and IT support departments, it arose due to a need to descretly describe arrogant users (who falsly believe the system or computer is at fault) in thier presence with a suitably techinal and legitimate-sounding term.

"My document is GONE!"
"Don't worry ma'am, its just a PEBCAK. John!, We got a PEBCAK on station 4!"
"Ok, I'm on it"
"Don't worry ma'am, we'll fix it"

by Hexinet May 8, 2006