peekawee

this is the ultimate word. this word is so powerful that once said, it can devour your soul and steal your children. if this word chooses you, you shall become fat and happy. once you are fat and happy, if you say this word it will make the universe speak to you. if you actually believe any of this crap and are now hearing voices in your head, then you are absolutely crazy and should take a nice long vacation to the mental hospital.

Peekawee.
Crap.
Now I'm fat and happy

by pekingcat=^'.w'^= May 31, 2016

Peegasm

When one holds their pee for an extended period of time (perhaps trying not to break the seal)and finally reaches the toilet, there is an intense release of tension in those muscles envolving their sex organs causing a spasm feeling like a mini orgasm.

-that pee was better than sex!
-I don’t think you’re having sex right.
-well I don’t think you’re peeing right. That was a peegasm

by Its5ocklocksomewhere May 25, 2018

peeapi

Peeapi, someone you have sexual humor with.

Hey Peeapi. Lemme smash.

by TheTenderDefender January 9, 2019

peena touch

when you firmly grasp one's pecker

Pierre: Richie I'm going to do a peena touch in 3...2....1....
Richie: *screams*

Pierre: No homo

Richie: Oh word

by chungusgirl January 15, 2019

Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.

" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."

by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023

Peejaculation

An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.

After awaking with a morning wood, Jeff suffered from severe peejaculation.

by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010

Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010