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PioMeter

PioMeter pee-ah’-mi-tur

Unit of measurement often used in Columbus, OH after its namesake sailor who, on the first ever Bahama Cruise, reckoned he was in India. 1.0 PioMeter = 8.0 feet.
Whilst rigging the Santa Maria’s mainsail with a 2 PioMeter line, the yoeman only needed 2 feet and so he discarded the 14 foot remnant.
by Weeeebie April 30, 2020
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peakometer

a displaying the volume of sounds in relation to the maximum of your mic sensitivity will allow
guy 1: "my peakometer is set to be really low so i cant hear loud sounds."
guy 2 screams "did you hear that?".
by Pram Schneider January 25, 2022
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Putometer

A device to measure the mileage on one’s pussy.
Dude, she’s had miles of dick. She needs a putometer installed to keep track of the mileage on that thing.
by Bradluck July 22, 2024
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The Perimeter

Oh, hey, by the way... I tried to say I'll be- I'm just kidding. Um, the perimeter doesn't reach very far. It only goes as far as the residential area of the pier.
Hym "That's why I asked how many kids I saw within however many days. You guessed 3 and you were right regarding THAT day but you missed the 3 little boys by the pier. The perimeter doesn't reach very far."
by Hym Iam April 4, 2023
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