Puddly

A person who is extremely nice and kind, who is utterly gorgeous and funny, is an AMAZING friend and likes banter a lot, favourite animal is a sloth

Person1 : You know Person2 is so puddly

Person3 : yes I agree person2 is very puddly

by Ih8humans January 13, 2021

piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet

"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"

by liglaughlove March 25, 2022

Dick Peddler

A person peddling pictures of his dick on the internet to a large number of random females.

Man my spambox is full of dick peddlers...

by Teh Bronx April 13, 2014

cheese peddler

One who sells: cheese, cheese products, or cheese based recipes; either on the internet, in a cook book, or in a store.

if you sell cheesecake and bleu cheese recipes on ebay you are a cheese peddler.
Silence! Ya cheese peddler.

by Jon Klein February 1, 2006

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

cunt peddler

An archaic form of Pimp. One who peddles cunts.

My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.

But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.

by The cunt peddler peddler July 19, 2011

peddling

To sell illegal drugs

You think you can be peddling around here.

by LoD7rrenRa December 8, 2017