Pitchfork

To pull out a bitches intestines with your barb wire cock

Mike pitchforked Claudia she bleed out on the floor.

by Big mikes bitch December 26, 2019

pitchfork activism

Someone who reads an article and feels as if they know both sides of the story and want to crucify somebody they don’t know by posting personal identifiable information or going on a crusade to ruin their life. fuck you people.

"i'm an emotionally unstable person who is suddenly passionate about an event or situation that's never mattered to me. Time to get my rusty pitchfork out of my shed and display some pitchfork activism."

by whoreallygaf July 26, 2017

pitchpork

When your friend is idiot but you admire him all the same.

Mate I love you but your a total pitchpork

by The sorcer tim September 23, 2019

P4TCHW0RKS

P4TCHW0RKS is a very TALL person. They are so cool and awesome.

P4TCHW0RKS is so poggers.

by Elm <3 September 4, 2021

Pitchforky

The feeling you get when you realize how much the ultra wealthy are messing up your life.

“Looking at the price of real estate around here makes me feel pitchforky.

by Phoebetrauma June 25, 2023

pittsburgh pitchfork

The act of wearing a strap-on so you can go in both holes during sexual intercourse. NOTE: Must be a male to do this, unless you somehow wear two (2) strap-ons.

Me: Why is there a strap-on with shit on it on your couch?

Mike: Oh, I just got done giving Darren's mom a pittsburgh pitchfork.

Me: .....

by frankie67 December 8, 2013

pitchfork effect

A cognitive bias in which a subject is judged negatively as a whole based on a single and often circumstantial component. The opposite of the halo effect.

Bob: You’re going to see the new Sex and the City movie? That’s going to suck!
Kate: No, it isn’t. It’s just you and the pitchfork effect.
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Bob: You listen to Lady Gaga? How about listening to some real music for once?
Joe: I could care less about your taste in music; that’s just a pitchfork effect.

by ReverseHaloEffect July 4, 2010