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pasted

A girl/boy that is just butt ugly with no redeeming features. See also butters
wow man ant mcpartlan is just so pasted!
by W-UNIT October 4, 2003
mugGet the pastedmug.

paste

1. The cum or 'jism' of a portly man who has at some point been to Africa.

2. Name given to a boy who goes out in the sun in the middle of summer without any sun-block on, forgetting that he is a pastey white goth who will burn to a crisp in a matter of seconds.
1.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - Next to that portly guy who's been to Africa

2.
Man1 - Where's paste?
Man2 - In his tent smothering himself in after-sun, looking at a gothic porn mag
by dan(paste) July 11, 2007
mugGet the pastemug.

Paste

Someone or something that is completely unneeded and useless. One cannot fully understand the meaning of paste until doing acid.
Rob dropped 3 hits of acid and he was instantly complete paste.
by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005
mugGet the Pastemug.

Paste

A nerdy teenage boy who needs to get laid extremely badly.
"That guy is such a Paste"
by kymmy June 13, 2007
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paste

A tasty treat made during anal sex. Consists of fecal matter and semen. After orgasm, get the reciever to hunch over and let the tasty surprise pour from their anus into a glass for easy drinking.
If you think seeing somebody on the street with a milk moustache is funny, imagine seeing somebody with a paste moustache! (I was so embarassed...)
by Niggslayer November 9, 2004
mugGet the pastemug.

Past

Past is the best fortnite player. Very cute. And the best possible boyfriend for anyone. A very loyal friend that has a big dick. Very good at every thing he does. And can pull anybody. And is funny as fuck.
Oh m god past is so fucking funny

i know and hes so good at fortnite
by Use Code LM November 19, 2019
mugGet the Pastmug.

Sculpting Paste

Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"
by Lead Bud 123 May 10, 2021
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