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Paranoia Beast 

The paranoia beast is a many-headed, many-horned, invisible beast that descends upon a group of stoners as they slide into mashedness and causes them all to suspect each other of pretty much anything. Repeated exposure to the paranoia beast causes long-term psychosis, and can lead to complete insanity, during which the victim is unable to trust anyone or anything, and is permanently haunted by the beast night and day, when every creak, every knock, every minute sound is the beast's footsteps.
Stoner 1: Is Kenny okay? He's got that strange look in his eyes....
Stoner 2: Looks like he's being visited by the Paranoia Beast. Give him a bit, he'll come round.
Kenny: (Growls)
Paranoia Beast by Ben November 29, 2005
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PARANOiA Hades 

The last remix of the PARANOiAs made by "aTYPE-300" (NAOKI). Possibly the hardest PARANOiA ever made. It runs at 300 BPM and it slows down to 100 BPM. The oni (challenge) stepchart consists of A LOT of turns and some double-stepping, all of witch it must be done at 300 BPM. The slow-down is also hard because the player must step on arrows at 32th beats, making it hard to read. It also contains a section of 12th notes in witch the player must also do turns and crossovers.
I don't know witch turns and crossovers are more annoying, PARANOIA SURVIVOR MAX's or PARANOiA Hades?
PARANOiA Hades by GreenWarrior February 29, 2008

PARANOiA -HADES-

Yes, it's been remixed again for DDR SuperNOVA 2!!

This is another PARANOiA, with speed changes from 75-300, and a video which scares people. Apparently.

The artist is NAOKI, this time with the pseudonym a-type300 (the 'a' is a Greek alpha symbol).

While the Heavy steps are only a difficulty of 9, there are many difficult parts which players believe make it a 10. The Challenge steps are very difficult, with a final long 8th note death run containing crossovers and jumps.
PARANOiA -HADES-
a-type300

BPM: 75-300
Stops: 0

B-3, L-7, S-8, H-9, C-10
PARANOiA -HADES- by Oni-91 November 13, 2007

Paranoia List 

A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?

Tom: I don't know mom

Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!

Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Paranoia List by 2b4sure September 5, 2009

Paranoia Man

A future superstar of WWE. He is the Samurai for today. He will comes from Japan. His finishers are: "Paranoia Slam", "Mortal Kick", "X-treme Splash", "Dragon Spear" and "The Samurai Bow Lock". He will be the strongest warrior of the world with his unique fists and kicks.
Paranoia Man by Samurai Katsu September 3, 2003

scantron paranoia 

the feeling one experiences when taking a test on a scantron and getting the same answer multiple times in a row; applies to students
I got five B's in a row on my scantron, one of them HAD to have been wrong. I hate scantron paranoia.
scantron paranoia by iCoinedThat1199 December 28, 2009

Boner Paranoia 

When you have a boner and everything looks fuckable (extremely horny)
Bro, I have boner paranoia. I'm so down to fuck my 45 year old Hispanic house keeper.