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Paralyzer

n. This sex move occurs when the man and woman are in the Missionary position, and the man somehow puts all of his strength and effort and thrusts so hard, the woman practically moans with anger and emotion, and cannot move for quite a while.
Dude, I just gave Becky a paralyzer. She couldn't move for five minutes!
by Fruityr March 19, 2008
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paralysex

1. Sexual intercourse involving a person who is paralysed to some degree. The paralysis must have some implication on the sex for the use of this term to really be appropriate/necessary.

Of course, when the paralysis affects the genitals of the disabled individual, paralysex is pretty fucking pointless for them, but for the other individual(s) it should feel no different to having sex with an able-bodied person.*

* The exception being sex with a genitally paralysed male, but this is quite rare anyway; I mean what are you going to do, put it in a splint? Or just squeeze it in there floppy?


2. A term used to describe sex with a person (male or female) who does not make any effort whatsoever and just lays there, so you have to do all the work.
1. "Hey, I fucked a disabled chick for the first time yesterday! She was paralysed from the waist down. You have to try paralysex man, it's awesome! It doesn't matter how much you suck in bed, they can't feel shit anyway! Um.. not that I suck in bed..."


2. "Dude, I had the worst lay of my life the other night. I took this girl back to mine, and everything was going great until we actually got down to it... First of all, I had to put the condom on myself; she didn't offer to do that like a girl should, ya know? And then when I was shagging her, she just laid there like a dead fish. It was so awkward! I felt like a damn necrophiliac! It was the worst case of paralysex ever."
by [matt] October 15, 2008
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Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina December 14, 2008
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parpalyzed

Parpalyzed is a state of existence in the IM Palringo. You are paralyzed to leave the room to take care of routine business such as urinating, defacating, or adding to your coffee cup because you are parpalyzed and cannot leave the screen.
Me: Yeah, I really need to let my intestines scream to the porcelin pony but I'm parpalyzed.
by silverfoxchad December 16, 2010
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Paralyzer

When a person defeats you at a video game with only one swift movement.
Player 1: How about another PARALYZER!
Player 2: Damn you and damn Tetris!
by Jamie & Angelina March 7, 2007
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pearlyzed

1.high as hell 2.Gone off that chronic till you can't feel your legs
"Yo, dem heddies got me pearlyzed"
by Peabody Jenkins March 25, 2005
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3 prong paralyzer

when you fingerbang a girl and you put two fingers in the pussy and one finger in the asshole.
that bitch could not move after i used the 3 prong paralyzer on her ass.
by steele88 May 24, 2006
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