parachute pants 

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

parachute pants by Carmen December 17, 2003

parachute pants 

Nylon, somwhat baggy pants that have widening pant legs. Popular in the 80's disco era.
A part of the famous Elvis Presly Outfit.

Sweet! Parachute pants.

parachute pants by whats a pseudonym March 13, 2004

Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

Parachute Ass by Roodeer March 26, 2016

parachute pants 

when you poop its parachute pants.

todya i pooped and it was parachute pants.

parachute pants by jeremy December 15, 2003

parachute pants 

Pants with a built in rip cord which reveals your member to adoring ladies

I put a huge smile on her face when i did the "parachute pant dance of the exotic panda" on her.

parachute pants by Davey G April 29, 2004

parachute pants 

Noun: Pants that can protect you from dieing after trying to commit suicide off of a very high building.

1.I jumped off a building but durvived from my parachute pants.
2. Im Sean and i wear parachute pants.

parachute pants by Dan Solomon April 16, 2003

parachute pals 

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.

Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.

parachute pals by QuacksO July 18, 2018