Double Florida Panhandle

Combining the act of 69 with anal fingering of both parties involved.

Yo Jenny did we just invent a new sex act? This isn’t already on urban dictionary... yup, it kind of looks like a Double Florida Panhandle from this perspective.

by Florida mananal August 8, 2020

Florida Panhandle Controversy

A controversy arising out of a dispute between two philosophies regarding the origin of Florida's panhandle. The first theory claims that Florida must have acquired the handle from an unspecified pan. The second theory rejects the first, asserting that Florida's protrusion was highly unlikely to come from any known or unknown pan.

So, where do you stand on the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

What do you think about the Florida Panhandle Controversy?

by Alejandro Brooks-Cabrera July 18, 2010

The West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic

This proven ideal is that people living in the Northern Panhandle of West Virginia are two or more years behind in society, but live only one half mile from two adjoining states. If a certain line of clothing and/or jewelry is popular now in those two adjoining states, rest assured it will not catch on until 2011 in the WV panhandle. Additionally to that, all teenage boys seem to have red hair and the traditional bowl cut from the mid to late 1990's and wear black tennis shoes to all occassions. Women in this epidemic seem to have a fetish for Looney Tunes T's and/or other cartoons.

"Hey man, isn't this Aeropostale shirt sweet?"

reply: "yeah man, if it was 2001"

"why is he wearing black tennis shoes to the homecoming?"

reply: "because he's a card carrying member of the West Virginia Panhandle Epidemic"

by denyalluwantbutitstrue January 20, 2009

panhandle behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

These people are exhibiting major panhandle behavior here.

by ssdgm May 18, 2018

The Panhandler

The act of defecating while having your partner have sexual intercourse with you.

Goes well with the blumpkin

Jackie really went to town after giving me the blumpkin last night and she kicked up a notch to the panhandler

by Clitoris Von Stinkins October 12, 2020

Panhandlers

People that panhandle.

Some of the panhandlers had taken enough from people without the pandhandling (via donations for various charitable causes, save this or that building or organization through the pandemic, and so on to fund their continued control of an area they're not even originally from) and lived like kings or queens when nobody was looking, but knew that in addition to dollar signs, they would get attention to go with their behavior, and attention for them was power to push or pull others. If they gained any local stripes, guess what they were going to do to the locals with them besides take more from them.

by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021

Panhandler

Someone who uses a frying pan in combat and handles the fuck out of someone else.

You see Rodger in PUBG that man is a real “panhandler”

by Themoneyshot September 21, 2021