Pamperslam

A pamperslam is when you fool, or surprise someone sexually in a negitive way.

Guy 1: Dude last night while sarah was sleeping I put baby powder on my dick and slaped her in the face.

Guy 2: DUDE!!!! Fucking pamperslam!!

Girl 1: So you know that guy that cheated on my sister?

Girl 2: Yeah.

Girl 1: Well i invited him to my house last night and made him think i was going to fuck him, but instead i tied him to the bed while he was naked and took a shit on his face...then took pictures.

Girl 2: Gross, but a very nice pamperslam.

by Jesus1214 February 21, 2011

pampers

A loose blunt. A blunt that isn't tightly rolled and weed isn't held together.

"That bitch dont know how to roll. She was rolling pampers.

by lulbadbitxh October 13, 2019

Pamperface

Someone who is so brainwashed by the COVID-19 fear mongering that they wear a mask/face covering every waking moment of the day, even while out in public alone when no "Mandatory" coverings are required or while alone in their car. They also ride your case for "Threatening to kill the world" because your not doing the same bat-shit crazy shit they are.

Guy1: Look at that dude wearing a mask in his car while it's scorching out.
Guy2: What a Pamperface.

by TheTruthHurtsDontIt? August 22, 2020

PMFer

A Poor Miserable Fucker is a person who has fallen on difficult times and deserves our sympathies.

That PMFer really needs things to go his way for a change.

by Doppler.Quine July 5, 2021

pameranant

A world wide virus causing you to social distance

dude we’re in the middle of a pameranant put your mask on

by kylie_boylan.3 July 31, 2021

pamperature

Writing not quite meeting the requirements to be a pamphlet but not to be considered literature either.

Those damn Mohovahs left their pamperature in our door again.

by Outlaw Redneck August 25, 2023

Sand pamper

The gathering of sand in the lining of your bathing suit, causing the appearance of a full diaper

I always have a sand pamper when I wear my high waisted bathing suit to the beach.

by Karie marie July 6, 2018