packing chew

Packing chew is another way of saying chewing tobacco. It is a smokeless tobacco that comes in small tub, popular brands of chew include:
Grizzly
Skoal
Copenhagen

It is very popular amongst junior hockey players in North America.

Me and Jeboris were packing chew last night after the big game.

by WillBurrows21uk21 January 9, 2019

Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

paying you dust

When someone isn’t showing you love or appreciation; ignoring you on purpose; not being noticed

Girl: “ He didn’t even look at me, he talked to everyone but me”

Girl #2: “He’s definitely paying you dust”

by Thatcheerchick123 October 2, 2017

night paving

The nocturnal escapades of promiscuous individuals, frequently involving alcohol and getting laid by various strangers. See also Night Paver.

Billy checked out the fine bitches dancing in the club and knew that he would be doing some serious night paving that night.

by trout farm November 5, 2008

puking ninja

person who can secretly puke almost anywhere, indoors or out, without drawing attention to themselves

Eric thought himself a puking ninja, but the entire party saw him throw up in the fireplace.

by TC September 26, 2003

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017