Piss Patty

The "patties" formed by cat piss in their littler box.

Can you please go clean the litter box and remove the piss patty sometime today?

by djscat March 24, 2013

Krabby Patty

A burger, that Spongebob makes. And Squidward secretly likes.

"You like Krabby Patty don't you, Squidward?"

by Miku326 January 2, 2009

Pregnant Patty

The act of packing an extremely fat bowl pack.

"Yo, Will. Pass me that bong. I'm about to pack a straight pregnant patty."

by Johny Fresh April 22, 2014

crabby patty

the burgers that sponge bob makes at the crusty crab.

hey, sponge bob! where's my crabby patty?

by blaine July 15, 2003

pitty clap

Occurs when an athlete finishes well after most of the competitors in a race. Usually given to the last place swimmer in a 500 yard freestyle. The audience intends it to be a polite gesture, but for the rookie swimmers it is a sign of failure. A sign of a good rookie year for a new swimmer is to avoid the pitty clap.

7 of the 8 swimmers finish the 500...

1 minute later: pitty clap is given to the poor freshman who is just coming into the wall.

by dan2768 September 10, 2009

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.

Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.

Oh, Patty and Selma.

by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016

Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.

Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!

by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022