Enforcers of the law. Contrary to definitions given for the police on these pages, most police are just doing their job, protecting you from the crazy fuck who wants to break in your
house, take a shit on your favorite rug, piss in your Mountain Dew, smash your keyboard through your monitor, and
screw your dog. Of course there's corrupt police, the ones that take bribes and believe
one race is morally superior than the other, but hell, the checkout girl at Wal-Mart might be a member of the Fourth Reich and the KKK and might be plotting to hack your credit card number, find your
house, and torch it. Racist, corrupt
people are everywhere, not just in the police force. So get off your ego trip about how police are tehz sux0rzzzz because they confiscated your bong and sent you off with a warning. Serve and protect, guys. One motherfucker in
America, at least, respects all ya'll.
Billy: Man
teh police iz pigz they took my bong and told my mommy and now i wont get my $250,000 Ferarri for my 18th birthday
John: Dude
stfu, go buy another bong and
don't light it up in front of the police station next time with your middle finger up
