by LOLyouuu April 11, 2012
Acronym for an 'Old Wise Lesbian'.
This lesbian is often a professor, was alive during the AIDS pandemic, and is a fierce feminist. She is most likely a K.D. Lang and Tracy Chapman fan, and prefers malt over hops. She has contempt for most men as a result of years fighting the hegemony and has had dinner with Gloria Steinem. She has a strong political relationship with the word lesbian and is reluctant to be referred to by any other term. Her sense of humour is sarcastic, occasionally self deprecating, and very sharp.
Unlike twinks with older queens, young lesbians do not seek sexual advice or sex from OWLs. Rather, they seek political discourse and the occasional low-level flirt over a London fog.
This lesbian is often a professor, was alive during the AIDS pandemic, and is a fierce feminist. She is most likely a K.D. Lang and Tracy Chapman fan, and prefers malt over hops. She has contempt for most men as a result of years fighting the hegemony and has had dinner with Gloria Steinem. She has a strong political relationship with the word lesbian and is reluctant to be referred to by any other term. Her sense of humour is sarcastic, occasionally self deprecating, and very sharp.
Unlike twinks with older queens, young lesbians do not seek sexual advice or sex from OWLs. Rather, they seek political discourse and the occasional low-level flirt over a London fog.
"Dude! I had no idea your mom was an OWL! Can I have coffee with her sometime?"
Person 1: "what does Portia see in Ellen?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me!? Ellen is a very fuckable OWL"
Person 1: "what does Portia see in Ellen?"
Person 2: "Are you kidding me!? Ellen is a very fuckable OWL"
by Little Dapper Dyke November 28, 2011
by harith March 14, 2008
Guy 1: Dude what is that guy doing on top of that statue?
Guy 2: Dude he's owling! totally bad ass!
Guy 3: Uhhhhh not really he's just fob squatting... -_-"
Guy 2: Dude he's owling! totally bad ass!
Guy 3: Uhhhhh not really he's just fob squatting... -_-"
by noobtubez August 5, 2011
The act of attempting to engage others in meaningful conversation while they are either sleeping or trying to fall asleep.
Allen: Hey, Marcus, what time are we going golfing Friday? Also, are you still willing to go? I know how things have been rough for you lately and just wanted to ask.
Marcus: Bro, I have class in less than 8 hours. Stop owling.
Marcus: Bro, I have class in less than 8 hours. Stop owling.
by CMarcusDiMarco October 24, 2011
Middle-aged, nouveau riche, stuck up woman - found predominantely in the shopping centres of Western Europe. 10 years ago they would have been a humble but worthwhile housewife, now they are obnoxious, soulless demons, living only for their next golden purchase - trampling all in their path.
A horrible product of capitalism and god only knows how their twisted offspring will turn out. It may be time to head for the hills.
A horrible product of capitalism and god only knows how their twisted offspring will turn out. It may be time to head for the hills.
"Give me that. Get this for me. I haven't got all day. Oh it is terrible. The world revolves around me you know."
"You ridiculous owl. You are a disgusting travesty. Your manners are atrocious and your predictability makes me want to vomit. Farewell."
"You ridiculous owl. You are a disgusting travesty. Your manners are atrocious and your predictability makes me want to vomit. Farewell."
by DAvid Cowpell Downtrodden September 12, 2004
PERSON ONE: AYO WHAT THAT OVER THEIR IN THE GARBAGE
PERSON TWO : O SHIT THATS A OWL
PERSON ONE: CUZZO A OWL NOT THAT BIG
PERSON TWO: NAH A DEAD Old White Lady=OWL
PERSON TWO : O SHIT THATS A OWL
PERSON ONE: CUZZO A OWL NOT THAT BIG
PERSON TWO: NAH A DEAD Old White Lady=OWL
by B_Sno55 May 5, 2020