sad sea otter

a drunk girl that randomly starts crying for no reason. called a sad sea otter because they are cute and sad.

Brittany was a sad sea otter last night. She cried the entire night for no reason.

by THECOOKIEMONSTER7 November 19, 2010

Ottoman Prison

The situation that results when, during a game of backgammon, you have built on your side a series of blocks (two pieces on each point), such that the opponent is trapped, unable to escape.

(See Turkish Prison for a related term.)

(During a backgammon game.)

You: "Haha! You are now in an Ottoman Prison and cannot escape! If this was a Turkish Prison you might be able to get out, but this is an Ottoman Prison. Sorry my friend, you are not going anywhere for awhile ..."

Your opponent: "Damn."

by Crater14 January 23, 2011

flossing the otter

Female masturbation

Yet another Saturday night spent flossing the otter.

by kcatthebat August 17, 2009

sea otter jizz

the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis

"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"

by evlspcmk October 4, 2006

Wetter than an otter's pocket

A pickup line, usually used by males from the 90's with a cool Mexican mustache and a good hentai girl moan imitation. They usually hit on young people's middle-aged moms (just like Katsura), regardless of how the old woman looks.

Joe: Yo, are you Jojoe's Mom?
Jojoe's Mom: Why?
Joe: Cause you smell wetter than an otter's pocket *very cool wink*
Jojoe's Mom: Omg marry me now

by CoolMexicanMustacheLicker345 August 26, 2020

Compton Otter Pop

The act of pissing in or on your own hand and then slapping someone in the face.

After Doug gave him a Compton Otter Pop, Jerry quit drinking and went home.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Ottmar

Ottmar is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Ottmar may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man and is usually desirable by astonishing women.

Girl: ''My boyfriend is an absolute Ottmar.''

by Desirable October 28, 2013