Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

Orvacano

The position of every player on the kick-off/kick-return that is not a kicker, gunner, or kamakazi guy.

Yeah man, I don't start on offense or defense, but I'm a starting Orvacano.

by Same Vans May 28, 2010

ovary eyes

The state of inevitable awe, wonder, and adoration that women fall prey to when faced with an adorable baby or child.

This state is accompanied by the primal mating call of the woman's ovaries and sudden yearning to have the "we're ready" conversation with the next eligible bachelor in sight.

This state is intensified tenfold with the addition of a handsome father, a man holding a baby's hand, a man holding a baby, or a man generally interacting adorably with an infant and/or child.

E.g. "Yo, did you see that hot dad over there talking to his little baby? Major ovary eyes."

"Oh man! I had the worst ovary eyes today when I saw Chris Hemsworth cradling his baby into his massive bicep."

by Merkley May 16, 2014

Ovaryacting

When a girl over reacts because she's on her period.

Calm down honey I think you're ovaryacting.

by richityitchityitchcroch November 3, 2014

dry ovaries

is a female that is allergic to having the craic, has no sense of humour, and is a fun- fucker upper!!!!!

females with dry female dry ovaries are usually called laura!!!

by Cady Fowler March 23, 2008

pink ovaries

The female genitals become engorged with blood during heightened sexual arousal. An orgasm quickly dissipates the increased volume and blood flow to the genitals. Without an orgasm, it takes longer for this to occur.

Getting pink ovaries is just like getting blue balls except pink ovaries is in females.

by LolaLovegood January 8, 2009

ovary muncher

Releasing a hungry leprochaun into the vaginal canal, and the leprochaun proceeds to chow on a women's ovaries.

I didn't want my wife to have any more children, so I released an ovary muncher into her vagina.

by piggywiggylemonsquiggy September 11, 2011