OhMiGawshness

A word used as a replacement for "Oh my god" spelled with the O, M, and G capitalized. The word is known in Brevard County, Florida mostly. It is pronounced oh-Mee-Gwosh-neth.

OhMiGawshness! That show was so boring!

by LexiLovesYou April 24, 2011

Verbal Origami

Where one person, can take what appears to be very ordinary words, and change them within the blink of an eye into a new meaning (generally an insult). It is an amazing art form, almost MacGyver-like.

Female (to husband): Do you like my new haircut?
Husband:Yeah, I really like it now!
Female:What do you mean now! Are you saying it was cr*p before?
Husband: Damn Verbal Origami

Female (to husband): We’ll probably go over to Mum’s this Sunday night for dinner.
Husband:OK.
Female:What do you mean I take after my Mum – what are you saying?
Husband:(…WTF???? Verbal Origami).

by Piripineho October 19, 2011

genital origami

1. The art of folding and bending ones genitals into the shapes of recognisable objects.
2. To show ones flexibility in the genitals.

At candy's birthday party, all the children were amazed by little jimmy's showcase of genital origami

by PooSquad March 1, 2007

Origami

When the toilet paper is too thin, so you have to fold it until it is suitable for wiping.

Fucking one ply toilet paper! It's so thing I have to do origami!

by THE Saucepan March 29, 2021

Origami salami

Where two penis are folded into an origami crane particularly featuring a foreskin made into the beak

Hey Jake and Ben showed off the origami salami last night at the donkey show

by Jimmyhoffaisntdead June 10, 2021

origami architecture

Poggers God God God

Omg look at the origami architecture

by Poggggg July 12, 2021

Dirty Origami

When you find you only have a single sheet of toilet paper left and have to fold it a few times to get a clean wipe.

Got to the toilet but only one bit of paper left. Had to do some dirty origami!

by Montague Tott May 18, 2021