balding oogle

The name for the action that a pedophile will do when he is horny. The pedophile will shave his head, then spread Vaseline all over his bald head, then go to any random girl on the street, pull her pants down without consent, and then proceed to shove his lubricated head into her genitalia lecherously.

The man just gave that woman a balding oogle.

by Alex Franses May 20, 2024

Oogle

The meaning of looking over, or thinking about it, or overall just having your mind blown or having a mental breakdown over something.

"You decided to ignore the conversation that they had, you could oogle about it later."

by LavTreeBlossom&SaturnsPlanets December 18, 2021

Oogles

A lot

"That made oogles of sense!"

by tonesthetacodevourer May 19, 2025

Balled Oogle

A derpy bald eagle painted on a piece of driftwood

This balled oogle clearly was on his way to enjoy a salmon.

by Xenophilian September 20, 2022

Oogle

To perform a Google search for the sole purpose of looking at photos of a beautiful person. A combination of the words "Google" ans "ogle."

I'll look up Paul Dano in a minute, I'm going to oogle Scarlett Johansson first.

by Mushnik March 4, 2018

oogle

One who actively chooses to be a reckless transient. Typically, under 25, white, from a working-class, to upper-middle-class background. Also typically; Obnoxious, attention-seeking, trash-humans (always by choice, as they do have homes, and access to resources). Oogles have no respect and are, in essence, entitled, narcissistic brats that wreak havoc in pubic then return to their suburban parental homes. (To be clear: They are NOT Un-Homed Persons, or Humans living with debilitating mental/physical illness in need)

That oogle just peed on my car then called me a capitalist-pig after I gave him my last five dollars!

by xXdAnimaLx April 13, 2022

oogle noodle

a color of polar bear

the oogle noodle polar bear is going extinct

by clueless queer November 6, 2020