cling ons

bits of shit stuck to ya arse crack.
Wat skanky peeps get who dont wash.
You no who u are

Tramp. 'Oooooooooh bloody hell i need to clean me arse these cling ons are killing me.'

by Zac1234 January 5, 2009

want ons

To strongly desire having sex with someone/something.

After seeing her body in that bikini, I realized I completely want ons.

by Stephen Bennett May 10, 2007

Pissed ons

Pants that one continues to wear, day after day, despite repeated urination.

Less frequently, a derogatory phrase referring to Detroit's NBA team.

It was obvious to all at that he was wearing pissed ons.

by chiggley December 2, 2004

leave ons

high healed shoes left on during sex.

Hey check out the one in the come fuck me pumps.
Nice. But I've got my eye on the girl with the leave ons.

by onionman August 4, 2007

slip ons

A pair of shoes that is a sub category of slippers. They slip on just like slippers, hence the name slip ons.

The slip ons originated from slippers but are the more modern version.
Woah! These slip ons are cooler then old school slippers.

by JessE11 July 3, 2006

Dick ons

When someone in the group leaves a night out/party to go get some dick.

Like kick ons but for the intention of sex.

"Hey bro have you seen Jennifer?"

"Yeah bro, she just left to go to Sam's for dick ons."

by Auzza November 9, 2019

all up ons

when one person is sexually attracted to another person.

I was wearing my Autobot T-shirt and the ladies were all up ons!

I wish I was Sugar shum! That would make her all up ons!

by AlfaTrion August 20, 2003