onesome

masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!

by burntham September 5, 2003

once over

to casually turn your head towards a person of interest, then - with eyebrows raised - quickly and surreptiously (or blatantly, if you want to obvious about it) flick your eyes from their head down to their feet.

basically, checking someone out whether you find them attractive or not.

John gave the girl entering the party the once over.

by Shana P August 26, 2005

Get my ones

It is usually used when you are gonna fight someone, 1v1. Just you two

"Keisha, keep talking shit and i'm finna get my ones with you!"
"These hoes on the train got their ones with each other over an off brand handbag"

by hailyc April 26, 2017

Once a Red, always a Red

A phrase used by Manchester United or Liverpool fans meaning they will always support their team.

-Hey, you still support United? They are really bad lately.
-Dude, Once a Red, always a Red.

by Morfeakoss September 18, 2018

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones

Cum, Spoof whatever you people call it...
Potentail babies usually stopped with a latex implement called a condom

One Hundred Million Smiling Little Ones blinking at me from their latex prison...

by Fucktarded Scarecrow August 1, 2009

buy once cry once

Term to describe the purchasing of an expensive item, of excellent quality. Implies that the owner will, initially, have reservations or guilt for buying such an expensive item; however, the owner soon realizes they will only have to purchase the item once. Owing to its craftsmanship and durability, the item will have a long lifespan.

Bob: "Dude, this iPhone case cost me $200! It's made from Italian leather and handcrafted in Eastern Europe, though..."

Frank: "Ouch... Buy once cry once, amiright?

by Robert McCall November 10, 2015

Onesha

She is a rare one. One of a kind. Truly a beautiful person inside and out. The elusive Onesha is one that you will be incredibly lucky if you ever meet one. If you do, don't ever let go. She will be the best friend you will ever have. You will be so glad you ever were blessed to know her.

Dude: OMG! I can't believe how lucky I am!

Friend of Dude: Why is that? What happened?

Dude: I met Onesha and I'm so lucky to have her in my life.

by Onesha's Friend February 6, 2013