Parking the Porpoise

A slang term for intercourse

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.

by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020

Porpoise (Izzy)

To go in the ocean and pull down your swimmers, then flip over and put your was in the air but pull the up confusi the public. Did they see a bum or was that their imagination?

Omg Piper just did the porpoise and I saw EVERYTHING!!

The porpoise (izzy)

by Cleogetouttathewater August 6, 2018

Harbor Porpoise

A hefty to moderately large woman native to the San Joaquin Valley of California that migrates west to Morro Bay, CA in the summer months.

After the Avocado and Margarita festival, serval Harbor Porpoises decided to go on a whale watching cruise at Sub-Sea Tours.

by GRFreal September 6, 2019

petting the porpoise

A simple, gentle pressure stroking of the porpoise to show your interest and plans!

dad, stop petting the porpoise

by anonymous June 5, 2021

Porpoising

The up-and-down oscillation of a 2022-era Formula One car at speed, which vaguely resembles the kicking motion of a porpoise. This is due to ground-effects sucking the car to the track to the point of it bottoming-out. The sudden loss of underfloor downforce results in the car the car springing back upwards and the process repeating itself several times per second.

Mercedes' W13 car performance is plagued by porpoising down the straights.

by OldiebutBaddie April 27, 2022

electric porpoise

"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.

Example:

"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"

by Zeebirdman February 9, 2024

porpoise

you tried to spell purpose and it autocorrected and now you're here searching the meaning and learning about a group of fully aquatic marine mammals.

what is my porpoise in life?

did you mean purpose?

yes.

by UncleRody June 30, 2021