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Porpoisism

Hating the TPP and saying the patriots are better than Dolphins.
HEY! STOP! YOU ARE COMMITTING PORPOISISM!
by anonymous June 19, 2023
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porpoise or prairie dog

"Hungy or not"

The phrase first began in Canada, where the action of eating a prairie dog was looked at as a desperate act, that one would only commit if they were insanely hungry, whereas being willing to go out and search out a harbor porpoise (although at the time, the split between a harbor porpoise and a normal porpoise wasn’t super well known, plus harbor porpoise or prairie dog sounds stupid) took a long time, so you wouldn’t want to be hungry.
How are we feeling about lunch? Are you guys porpoise or prairie dog?

I havent eaten in a minute. Code praririe dog for sure.
by CanadianBorder June 5, 2018
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Harbor Porpoise

A hefty to moderately large woman native to the San Joaquin Valley of California that migrates west to Morro Bay, CA in the summer months.
After the Avocado and Margarita festival, serval Harbor Porpoises decided to go on a whale watching cruise at Sub-Sea Tours.
by GRFreal September 6, 2019
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electric porpoise

"Electric porpoise" (noun): Slang terminology used to describe the act of leaving work or responsibilities early to engage in leisure activities, typically involving socializing, entertainment, or relaxation. The term implies a sense of excitement or thrill akin to the energetic and playful nature of a porpoise, suggesting a spontaneous and enjoyable departure from routine obligations.
Example:

"Hey, wanna electric porpoise and grab some drinks? Let’s head out for an early lunch. I heard there's a new rooftop bar downtown we should check out!"
by Zeebirdman February 9, 2024
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Polynesian porpoise

Put your girl in the pile driver position. Put a pineapple ring around your cock and proceed to have anal sex
I gave my girl the Polynesian porpoise last night.
by Cliff Clavin April 7, 2022
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Parking the Porpoise

I spent the whole night parking the porpoise with your sister.
by Angus McCracken January 27, 2020
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Porpoise (Izzy)

To go in the ocean and pull down your swimmers, then flip over and put your was in the air but pull the up confusi the public. Did they see a bum or was that their imagination?
Omg Piper just did the porpoise and I saw EVERYTHING!!

The porpoise (izzy)
by Cleogetouttathewater August 6, 2018
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