asian occasion

The act of coitus with a member of the Asian race, almost always by a non-Asian.

Did you hear that Brian fucked that fat Jap broad? He's always down for an Asian occasion.

by yarray November 6, 2006

Occams razor

"Pluralitas non est ponenda sine neccesitate" or "plurality should not be posited without necessity."

One should not increase, beyond what is necessary, the number of entities required to explain anything,

1) Occams razor theory one says "Ugly people should not reproduce."

2) Occams razor theory two says "No good deed shall go unpunished."

3) Occams razor theory three says "Keep it Simple, Stupid."

4) Occams razor theory four says "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, then...."

by Wayne Gombar February 6, 2006

occasionally

The most impossibly counter comeback. It is a response to everything and nothing.
You neither agree, nor disagree.. it is such a beauty.

Joe: Go f*ck yourself
You: Occasionally

Ted: Lick my balls
You: Occasionally

Sue: God you're such a fag
You: Occasionally

Boss: You're fired!
You: Occasionally

by Haywood Jablome April 14, 2005

OCHAMPUS

abbr. "Office of Civilian Health and Medical Programs of the Uniformed Services"

an employee at OCHAMPUS

by ultakam April 15, 2010

Occasm’s Razor

Occasm's razor, one of BDSM's newest toys - the simplest way to orgasm through the pure euphoria of witnessing intellectual and critical thinking.

“I now only cum through the use of Occasm’s Razor”

by SangSimplo June 19, 2018

Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)

I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!

by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021

Occaboccaphobia

The fear that somewhere, somehow Bocco is still awake and looking for you.

I have a bad case of occaboccaphobia

by bocco May 12, 2010