observability

In control theory, observability is a measure for how well internal states of a system can be inferred by knowledge of its external outputs. The observability and controllability of a system are mathematical duals. Unfortunately no-one in Product Marketing knows that because they drink too much, thus observability is a method of expressing how much hard liquor is consumed by your marketing team, as evidenced by the presence of robust sales, or or lack thereof.

Have you seen the latest sales figures for the Acme Company? Yes, and it improves our observability into these latest batch of resumes from their marketing department.

by truantguy May 5, 2017

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#Observing

Also known as 👀
Meme involving the eyeballs emoji, or something like that, whatever.

"let's take a look 👀 #observing"

by Some random idiot nobody knows December 1, 2025

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gay observation

when a guy notices another guy has a boner

Matthieu: Hey Chris you have a boner.
Chris: OK now that's just a gay observation!

by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012

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observment

Another form of observation. Many people use this word everyday.

I have made an observment!

by ObservmentIsAWord July 13, 2018

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Political Observer

An unaffiliated individual, neither Conservative nor Liberal, who acknowledges the hypocrisy of both or all parties, and gets chewed out by pointing their own flaws they refuse to acknowledge.

Liberal and Conservative thoughts: Pfft. Political Observer? They're just a Liberal/Conservative staying in the closet.

by d4140n_4h3_1 November 15, 2020

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