Intestinal Obligation

A polite way to say "I have to take a huge crap"

I'm sorry I won't make it in time because I an intestinal obligation to take care

by Daqkua April 14, 2016

obligized

obligated, committed, bound-to

You are obligized to show up in court.
My moms said I was obligized to go to church.

by Freeworder May 23, 2009

obligate introvert

Someone who "opts out" of plenty potential social situations, regardless of whether they do want to participate or not—opts out not by their own will, but because they "have to" because of unchangeable or similar circumstances.

Susie is an obligate introvert; instead of following a proper public school education, due to a myriad of sensible reasons, she learns shit at home using Acellus, Wikipedia, her parents' biased political opinions, reality shows, and homeschool textbooks. The downside or "opportunity cost" of this is that she is unable to make friends face-to-face at school. She instead meets them mostly on the internet...

by SomeoneSomewhere21 October 15, 2019

Obligated turd

Xd_reevey on playstation

Why have you put a hotel on Mayfair you obligated turd

by BigFatty6432 December 6, 2023

oblige

Someone who must to their job, for example: doctors are obliged by law to keep patients alive while there is a chance of recovery

Assasin/killer: So I said to the Baker, your not dead, you're a faker. But If that's your wish I'll oblige.

by Swedishmario October 12, 2017

Medulla Obligated

When one feels as if they have to do something, meanwhile they don't, and the idea rests in their mind until a solution is chosen.

Derived from the word Medulla Oblongata

Your Consciousness: You need to do the homework soon
You: I think I'll go to stephanie's party, and then I'll do it...

-You're at the party and you can't enjoy anything because you feel Medulla Obligated to do the homework

by wordtoshad September 5, 2011

non-breath oblige

Non-breath oblige, originating from the Vocaloid song by Pinocchio-P, means to be in a haze where you can not breathe at all. It originates from the French phrase “noblesse oblige” which literally translates to nobility obligates which means to be nobly.

Person 1: Dude are you seriously tired from running? We barely even started!

Person 2: I’m not good at running, I’m in a non-breath oblige!

by Ilovegalaxyslol December 8, 2023