Vietnamese Nutpacker

During sexual intercourse, when a female partner vigorously squeezes the male partner’s testicles at the moment of climax for the male partner.

“Dude, my balls hurt so bad!!”

“Bro, the girl you brought home last night Probably gave you a Vietnamese Nutpacker.

by Dr. Sam A. September 1, 2019

chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.

Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.

by Dance Explo September 17, 2013

nutcracker

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.

Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.

by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008

nutcracker

:referring to a moment in soccer, generally in FIFA, where one is succumbed to a rifting tackle, steal, or anything else that creates or involves courageous acts of a rift.

The term was created by Shawn Etemadi.

*Downing of Liverpool steals the ball from Smalling and slots in a screamer* "Damn, now that's a nutcracker."

by Dermo Clause September 23, 2012

MC Nutsackersaurus

a dinosaur in the paleolithic era, known 4 heriditary genitial elaphantitis, all know fossils have been stolen by Amelia G. after the infamous cucumber famine of 2002

a bird, a plane, a giant nutsac

by dr. CHAOS October 18, 2003

Nutcracker syndrome

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.

p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D

by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011

nutcrackers

A negative exclamation. Can replace "nuts!" or "fuck!".

Also, an exclamation used when one is injured in the groin area.

John: Did you remember to send in the forms like I told you a dozen times?
Steve: Nutcrackers! I didn't!

John: Man, that guy got hit in the balls pretty bad by that football.
Steve: Nutcrackers! That's gotta hurt!

by Lamborrari July 17, 2006