Neolithic Nunchucks

A sexual act involving one breaking into the Museum of National History, stealing two Australopithecus femurs, tying them together with some curly fries and beating random bystanders on the streets of Manhattan, all while engaging in gratuitous buttsex.

-You ever see the night at the museum?
-Yeah.
-You ever wanna steal bones and club people while having buttsex?
-Dude, you stole that from urban dictionary and the call it the neolithic nunchucks.
-No...
-Yes.

by Cunt Mc Queen and VaJayJays May 20, 2012

numchuckery

being exceptionally skilled in the art of num chucks

man look at that guy, thats some crazy numchuckery!

by synergy12468 January 19, 2004

numbchuck

alternative (correct) spelling of numchuck

"How about a numbchuck," Dana asked Terry seductively.

by Brian Curley January 25, 2008

nunchucks

A euphemism for male gonads. Since nunchakus(aka nunchucks) come in pairs and hurt to get hit with, or in this case, get hit in.

He got kicked in the nunchucks!

by EliKyoshiro April 22, 2018

Nunchucks

A weapon used in martial arts, usually in taekwondo and sometimes judo.

"look at that ninja, he's swinging those nunchucks all over the place"

by Beatthatthatpuss445 October 18, 2018

numbchucks

A dangerous fool of a person that has the unwilling and knowing ability to hurt you and them.

Calm down numbchucks before you hurt yourself.

by Bob Banks of Bury October 18, 2023

jet nunchucks

Two jet engines tied together with a chain, used as a weapon.

Jet nunchucks are very fun :)

by MaybeARealWord January 21, 2022